Word of the Day: prevaricate

My pig Percival, creator of the world-renowned Corn and Beer Stew (a dish clinically proven to warm the heart and ease the mind), had to terminate the contract with his marketing firm because they refused to stick to the facts in their advertising, choosing instead to exaggerate and prevaricate with statements about it being able to cure cold sores, migraines, bladder infections and plantar warts when it is really only meant to cure the common cold.