Due to all of the discussions about the SOPA and PIPA bills in congress, my pig Percival spent a lot of time thinking about the persnickety problem of internet piracy today and came to the conclusion that the only solution to the problem is to build hyper-creative robots which will emotionlessly create all books, music, movies and television shows for free, with all of their plots and themes being about pigs (and occasionally, horses), thereby making piracy a thing of the past and freeing us from the tyranny of money-hungry executives from Hollywood.
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